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Joke of the Day

"I don't see what people get from... Dark humor!"

"I've said it before and I'll say it again... I've said it before."

"Not having a date on Valentine's Day doesn't really worry me... It's those 364 other date-less days that are causing me a bit of concern."

"Sometimes i feel like girls are like oscars And im leonardo dicaprio :("

"what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?"

"How do you get an art major off your front porch? Pay for the pizza!"

"What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!"

"I'm so damn tired. I haven't slept since last year."

"I always high five black people Because I don't want to leave them hanging."

"The comeback, 'Get on my level' 'Get on my level' Reply: 'Okay dude, ill go downwards'"