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Joke of the Day
"Cooking tip: You can almost always substitute Nutella for a serious relationship."
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"Tired of being single? Just lower your standards a bit. My new girlfriend is a coconut taped to a mop."
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"Why did Moohamad eat his wives out so much? Allah spoke the kuran to him through the bush."
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"Patriots 2015 Super Bowl Champion *"
"The camera adds 10 pounds but a barbershop smock and fluorescent light is more like 25."
"What is a martian's favourite chocolate? A mars bar"
"Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other... How do we drive this thing?"
"How to: Wake up a black guy Guy next to him and say ""I got KFC"""