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Joke of the Day

"My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely."

"A grasshopper walks into a bar bartender says...""Hey, we have a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says ""You have a drink named Jeff?"". budum pshhhh."

"What do you call a clean Mexican? Spic and span"

"If a woman wears a ponytail holder on her wrist at all times that means she's always down to pull her hair back and fight you."

"What's the difference between an incomplete riddle?"

"Irony Jokes Won't it be Irony to Die in a Living Room"

"Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: The tame way -- unique up on him."

"What do Swedish people put in their coffee? Artifical Swedeners"

"What kind of pants do the Mario Bros wear? [Denim denim denim](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TmnZgBpYG_4&t=5)"

"I cut my finger on a beer can, I now know how Julius Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend."