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Joke of the Day

"My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely."

"What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth? Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace."

"Can Mississippi wear Delaware's New Jersey? I don't know but Alaska."

"The lights in my house love me... ...because I always turn them on."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, once you have kids it's gone."

"Sideburns of Reddit, I mustache you a question Not really. I just came here to... *bust your chops.* \*snickers maniacally\*"

"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, ""In Jesus name, amen,"""

"Why did the scientist take off his doorbell? ...because he wanted to win the ""Nobel"" prize!"

"Well done, you are popular on Social Media. Sorry about the rest of your life."

"My brother was in a car accident yesterday and lost his left arm and left leg. Well actually, he's not my brother... he's my half-brother. He's all right now."