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Joke of the Day

"Headache Doc: Hows your headache? Husband: She's fine."

"Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away? A: A polygon!"

"Once upon a time... There was an idiot who thought I was gonna tell a joke. Have a nice day."

"If I had a dollar for every time I was racially accepting I'd be as poor as a no good, dirty mexican."

"What do you call a camel in Alaska? Lost."

"Helen Keller What was Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy."

"Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party? It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres."

"I make the McDonald's guy eat a McDouble with me like when people buy shots for the bartender"

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff.. Bahh, dum, hiss"

"What do Rick Ross and a dominatrix have in common? They're both interested in whips and chains."