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Joke of the Day

"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito? Your mom doesn't stop sucking when I smack her"

"Three guys walk into a bar... ...the bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"Oh no! The universe just imploded itself...... ...... No matter."

"Knock knock, Who's there? Harper Lee (Author of ""To kill a mockingbird"") Harper Lee, who? Harper Lee I can fly...."

"I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate 4th of July Surely 240 years of being officially seperate from America is something to be happy about"

"What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends? Hang at home."

"Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day? Because it's the first date."

"It's weird how opposites attract, like red wine & a new shirt"

"2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more."