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Joke of the Day

"Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub? Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower."

"why did the 2016 presidential election suck? It was a real Hack job."

"My neighbor and I accidentally made eye contact today when she caught me making a sandwich in her kitchen"

"The name ""groundhog"" suggests the presence of sea and skyhogs and I am not sure how I feel about that."

"Relationships are easier if one of you is a cake."

"video games allow you to journey to wondrous locations straight out of your dreams such as: warehouse, sewer, and subway tunnel"

"A sheep, Don Trump and a snake all fall off a ledge Baa Dumb Tiss!"

"Teacher:""Okay class, time to take a test. Please take out your no.2 pencils."" *Takes out no.1 pencil* ( )"

"Why haven't they installed a mirror on cars that only covers your blind spot?"

"The Hunger Games Don't they play those in Africa?"