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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of hookers? A whorde."
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"My son complained to me that his yogurt was too soupy. I told him to suck it up."
"Just tell me those 3 words I am dying to hear: ""The meeting's cancelled."""
"What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel? Hodor."
"Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. Like a midget with HIV."
"Just got an email from dominoes said ""easy and delicious"" they sure know how to talk to a single guy!"
"A guy in New York is selling the world's largest video game collection, which includes 11,000 games. He doesn't really want to sell it, but he needs some way to pay for the divorce."
"What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants? ""ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"""
"How many fat people does it take to get a subreddit banned? [This post has been banned for your protected - Ellen Pao] ^^^NINJAEDIT: ^^^Just ^^^one"
"Damn that lawnmower.... No matter how much I like a film, I can only give it one thumb up."