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Joke of the Day
"What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel? Hodor."
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"How many? How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!"
"White man comes to a Black man's house Black guy: Have a try of my country's traditional food. White guy: But the plate is empty. Black guy: I know."
"If I had a dollar every time my phone's battery dies, I"
"TIFU by complimenting a co-worker's womanly hips. Get over it, Steve."
"Nervous systems are so reckless They do everything on *impulse*"
"Yo mama's so fat... That she was dropped on Hiroshima."
"How can you tell you're at a gay Bar-B-Que? All the hot dogs taste like shit...."
"[meeting at amc network] ""Okay so how can we make everyone in Walking Dead look like they smell even worse this season?"""
"Q: What goes ""krab krab krab""? - A: A dog barking in a mirror."