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Joke of the Day

"What does Little Finger call the entrance to his brothel? Hodor."

"Where does a pirate go on vacation? Arrrrrland."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 always follows 6!"

"My internet was down for almost 4 mins, I'm ok but the 911 operator was a total b**ch about it!"

"Another sequel in the ""The Fast and the Furious"" series was announced today. We can only assume it will be called: ""5 Fast 5 Furious""."

"Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula's dentist."

"A gay couple and a lesbian couple check into a hotel. Which couple leaves first the following morning? The women. Lesbians leave lickety split. Gay guys have to pack their shit first."

"Whale junior: Dad, where did I come from? Papa whale: From my penis. Whale junior: Umm thanks? Papa whale: You're whalecum"

"Now the Fine Bros are suing Steven Spielberg He had to make the cast re-act 12 times before they had a viable take for the scene"

"ISIS Awards Night The 2016 best suicide bomber award goes to Mohammed. Unfortunately Mohammed can't be with us tonight."