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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. Like a midget with HIV."
Next Joke
"No thanks, marriage. If I wanted to stop getting laid I would just start wearing crocs."
"I'll be coming into some money When Katy Perry gets on the dollar bill"
"What do you call a lion with a fancy hat? A dandy lion."
"A group of lions is called a pride. A group of my family members is called an embarrassment"
"SON: *first word* momma. MOM: DID YOU HEAR THAT? ME: *distracted by the faint song of an ice cream truck* He never comes down our street."
"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath."
"I once met a man from Nantucket... I don't know the rest, so fuck it."
"Don't understand how people in depression commercials can be sad with how attractive they are."
"The United States has fallen into disrepair, due to a great catastrophe... ...they say it was called: ""The 2016 Presidential Election Season"""