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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes you need to look for the small positives in life. Like a midget with HIV."
Next Joke
"You can't buy love, but you can buy a lot of alcohol so just be happy about that."
"What do you call a crush on a fat person? An inFATuation"
"I've honestly never been more disappointed in life than when I found out that the Miami Dolphin football team was made up entirely of people"
"Guess what? I fucked your mom"
"You know you're a Star Trek fan when you... hate Voyager and you've only seen every episode one time."
"Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri? To show the opossum it could be done."
"A really effective car insurance ad would just show pics of Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes and say: Because these girls have licenses."
"Where are you from? ""So where are you from?"" ""I'm a Liberian"" ""Oh sorry"" \*whispers* ^""where ^are ^you ^from?"""
"*reads your mind* *decides to wait for the movie*"