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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of goose haunting you? A poltergeest"
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"Bees! Beavers! Let's settle this once and for all: WHO'S BUSIER?"
"What's something that some people don't get about jokes with sexual innuendo? That it's a fucking joke."
"What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit? When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is ""eeeeuuuuuuu"""
"People who drive very slowly cause me cognitive dissonance. They deserve to die, but appear less likely to do so..."
"the 80 year old lady paying w/ exact change and coupons behind me in line is pissed bc the credit card chip reader is taking too long"
"If you enjoyed the film Mean Girls... You'd love Standard Deviation Girls!"
"why do blacks like the doctor's office? they operate on black time! 2:00 appointment? pfft show up at 3:30 you'll be straight"
"What kind of dish does LeBron like? anything with curry in it."
"What's the scariest thing in geometry? A vicious circle."