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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, i thought she was joking.. ..and then i saw her face."

"Dr. Frankenstein: The original body-builder!"

"Paranoid Mexicans have a Hispanic room."

"How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door."

"I asked for a ham and swiss, you gave me a meatball instead Woops, wrong sub."

"People who say losing weight is ""just math"" clearly have no idea how far out of my way I go to avoid math."

"What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside? A Navel Destroyer."

"Donald - Knock knock Hilary- Who's there? Donald - Interrupting Donald Trump Hilary - Interrupting Don--- Donald - WRONG!"

"Why do rappers make bad carpenters? Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches."

"What do you call it when you kill an important donkey? An Assassassination. I made it up when I was seven and to this day its the only thing I've ever made up that resembles a joke."