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Joke of the Day

"Dr. Frankenstein: The original body-builder!"

"Thought I saw a fat guy doing a killer air harmonica but it turns out he was just sneezing over and over."

"Are you okay? Yes Did you take your cold medicine? Umm yes Why are you so nervous? I never thought throw pillows would ask so many questions"

"I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car? I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU"

"Bottom line: parenting interferes with my ability to be lazy."

"Mom I am 15 now, can I finally wear a bra? No John."

"My New Years resolution would have been to stop procrastinating so much Except I never got around to writing that one down..."

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized."

"Chinese parents give birth to girl [removed] Source: im a chinaman Edit: im a chinaman"