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Joke of the Day

"Dr. Frankenstein: The original body-builder!"

"The Internet is like alcohol, it gives people courage."

"Fiance' works at an old folks home and said that they had the heater up to far all day. I guess you can say that she was... Sweating with the Oldies!"

"What do you call a disease that only effects ducks? A mallard-y"

"How does an Alabama girl know she's in for a crazy night? Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten."

"""So, why do you want to be a veterinarian?"" [pictures an army of cyborg dogs with laser eyes and jet packs] ...I love to help animals."

"Self-promoting on the walls of a public bathroom is weird but always having the Sharpie on hand is weirder. Anyway for a good time call me."

"What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one."

"people say they're ""over the moon"" when they're happy, but it's a lie; the moon is one of those things you will never truly get over"

"There's no one worse than the first person to give a standing ovation in a crowd forcing everyone else to get up and clap."