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Joke of the Day
"I asked for a ham and swiss, you gave me a meatball instead Woops, wrong sub."
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"What is a math teacher's favorite kind of toilet paper? The kind that has multi ply's."
"What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble? A buble!"
"I saw a fight between two Mobius strips It was a little one sided (One of them had a Klein bottle)"
"People usually say I make bad jokes. I tell them I'm not their parents."
"I was gonna tell you guys a gay joke... ...butt fuck it"
"A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"one time a friend asked me ""how are you still single?!"" and the list of reasons is still compiling in my head"
"Every Thanksgiving I say my boyfriend broke up with me so my family lets me overeat without shame."
"My wife dressed up as a police woman last night and giggled, ""You're being charged with being good in bed..."" After two minutes she said she was dropping the charge due to lack of evidence."