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Joke of the Day
"Paranoid Mexicans have a Hispanic room."
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"What's worse than the Holocaust? The Holocaust! wait shit"
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"What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"""What if Waldo finds me first?"" I ask naively. Grandma closes the book; the blood drains from her face. ""Don't let that happen,"" she warns."
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