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Joke of the Day
"What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !"
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"Can you believe that after all the shit they've been through, they're still together? My Buttcheeks ((_"
"Think of a thing. Theres an e cig flavor for that."
"If I ever die, my phone better go with me or there will be some pissed off people at my funeral."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off."
"Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"I was really into the idea of Salsa dancing, until I learned there are no chips. Or salsa."
"My sex change from male to female My sex change operation from male to female went really well yesterday. It was so successful, I'm still trying to reverse out the fucking hospital car park!"
"I would make an awesome panda because I too excel at looking adorable while doing nothing."
"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.... Zing!!"