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Joke of the Day

"Can you believe that after all the shit they've been through, they're still together? My Buttcheeks ((_"

"Who does Hitler call when his dog is sick? A Veteran Aryan"

"A photon arrives at the airport As he checks in, security asks him: ""Do you not have any luggage?"" The photon replies, ""No, I'm travelling light""."

"I'm getting my girlfriend a prosthetic leg for Christmas It's a great stocking-filler."

"Parents, talk with your children about the importance of saving frequently so they won't have to restart at the beginning of the level."

"The American Education System"

"I just realized the Dictionary.com app on my phone, reads out any word I type, including 'penis'. I can't wait for that meeting tomorrow."

"The wind just blew my dress up. Even the weather wants me to be a whore."

"What do you call batman when he skips church? christian bale"

"Why was 6 scared? Because 7 was a 6 offender."