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Joke of the Day

"Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off."

"Donald Trump told me what his favorite childhood game was. Bashing the Mexican Pinata."

"Did you hear about Medusa's short lived stand up career? She always faced a tough crowd."

"A girl once told me she was getting drunk off of my love.... ... I told her that's just the date rape drug kicking in."

"Perspective is everything. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the live lobsters in the ship's galley."

"I saw someone spill a protein shake in the gym today Whey"

"How do most rappers build a following? They go shopping at a department store."

"This Christian rock band is so bad... ...I want to die right now so I can complain in person."

"Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!"

"Why can't watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe!"