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Joke of the Day
"Think of a thing. Theres an e cig flavor for that."
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"Police are like a box of chocolates They'll kill your dog."
"The awkward moment your phone does a stupid auto correct... And makes everyone think you're refrigerator"
"What does a priest get when he wants pussy? Nun"
"Whats the incredible hulks favourite drink? Incredible mulk"
"What did the jewish pedophile say too the children? Would you like to ""buy"" some candy"
"Ever had sex so good... That you told your wife when you got home?"
"How does a mathematician get rid of constipation? He works it out with a pencil."
"Where do you store a werewolf? In a were-house"
"I hate when I buy new shoes, and I have to learn to drive all over again."