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Joke of the Day

"What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely? Pole Position"

"What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church? a retarded gorilla"

"Bill Clinton is not a rapist. He just likes to ""feel your pain""."

"Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps? Because they got no beef."

"How did the Scot die? He got kilt."

"Last weekend I went to shooting practice, when I was done I needed a ride so I called up my buddy and asked if he could pick me up, he said sure where u at Then I said, the pre school"

"My girlfriend is like the temperature of a molecule. Doesn't exist by definition."

"""So, do you play any instruments?"" Me: *slaps knees for 30 minutes straight without breaking eye contact*"

"Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee? Tsarbucks."

"My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. Won't be needing them anymore then."