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Joke of the Day

"What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely? Pole Position"

"What did the poker dealer say to LMFAO? Everyday I'm shufflin'."

"How do you call playing games while it snows heavily? Blizzard Entertainment."

"Why people hate Billy Mays jokes because they're corny."

"Just wrote ""58008"" on my calculator app and when I turned it upside-down, it auto-orientated back to the right way up. I hate the future."

"If I hear another conversation about that stupid dress... I'm going to beat them until they're white and gold."

"If I reject your call the first two times, ring me again. I'm really just testing your resolve."

"Most of my sextapes are on DVD.. except for that gay one where I Blu-Ray."

"How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a hardware problem."

"If con is the opposite of pro it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?"