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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is like the temperature of a molecule. Doesn't exist by definition."
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"I once raised a roof, and now that he's all grown up he never writes or calls."
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"A great joke/insult to make fun of a friend/enemy. [Insert name] was signing up for a website and types in ""MYPENIS"" for his password, and the website said, ""Password is too short."""
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