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Joke of the Day

"""So, do you play any instruments?"" Me: *slaps knees for 30 minutes straight without breaking eye contact*"

"So did you hear Buckwheat from The Little Rascals converted to Islam... He now goes by Kareem O' Wheat."

"What's the Ethiopian national dish? Empty."

"This is probably a controversial take but I think the sanitation worker responsible for garbage collection on Sesame Street should be fired."

"What kind of Olive Oil do Reddit users use to masturbate? Extra Virgin"

"My Estonian girlfriend gave me a BJ the other day When she looked up at me and said ""12 months!"""

"The Neverending Story should've just been called Laundry."

"Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins."

"Is it normal for a doctor who sees your penis to yell ""MAGNIFICENT!"" --it's not, right?"

"Two men walk into a bar. The first says, ""i'll have some H20"". The second says, ""sounds good, I'll have some H20 too"" The second man [died](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrogen_peroxide)."