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Joke of the Day

"He knows when you are sleeping He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... Sounds like Santa's had Facebook way before us."

"An American History Joke What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."

"A Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars ... His dad says , ""40 DOLLARS?! WHAT DO YOU NEED 30 DOLLARS FOR?!"""

"Spain at the 2014 World Cup"

"Q: What's green and has wheels? A: Grass. I lied about the wheels."

"Religious orders are more than just a sacrament They're a habit, too."

"I ceaselessly seek validation from strangers. No joke, but that's why there would be a joke in the first place."

"For the past month I have woken up to find hundreds of flowers with no heads all over my doorstep, garden and drive. I think I'm being stalked."

"I'm not totally useless... I can be used as a bad example."

"When you have the opportunity to become a bigger person, take it because cake is delicious."