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Joke of the Day

"He knows when you are sleeping He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... Sounds like Santa's had Facebook way before us."

"Mad cow disease wears off and eventually you're just tired with a cow disease."

"Calling your girlfriend by her Moms name during a fight is a great way to escalate the situation."

"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stpehen hawking after a house fire."

"The 7-yr old has the flu so I'm letting her lick the envelopes of all my credit card bills."

"Genie: What is your first wish? joe: i want to be rich. genie: granted. what is your second wish? rich: i want lots of money."

"What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert? It's a Nicki Mirage."

"I wasn't sure about having sex with aliens Butt fuck 'et"

"The Grammar Nazis burst in. ""We know you're harbouring Jews, Mrs Gies"" ""There ain't no Jews here!"" ""Double negative! Search the attic, boys"""

"How I like my women.. If their old enough to pee, their alright for me. or If their over 8, dont take the bait."