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Joke of the Day
"An American History Joke What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."
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"Nothing says, ""I have a lot of free time,"" more than someone eating a pomegranate."
"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a mouthful."
"What do you call a knighted cow? Sir Loin"
"Birth certificate Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory"
"I'm stoned. Either the smoke alarm is beeping or the house is backing up."
"[Describing the adjective thief to a sketch artist] Sketch Artist: Can you describe what he looked like? Me: Not anymore I can't"
"What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!"
"Did you know that commas can change the meaning of a sentence? For example : Mr.Walter is in a comma"
"Alcohol activates the ""we need to take pictures now!"" center of your brain."