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Joke of the Day

"I ceaselessly seek validation from strangers. No joke, but that's why there would be a joke in the first place."

"I was in a tornado. It sucked."

"*smoke detector chirps* me*takes battery out* *chirp* me*cuts wires* *chirp* me*smashes it with a hammer* *chirp* wife:We have more than one"

"why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here"

"As soon as he clicked on the title he realized that someone was narrating him while he was browsing reddit. He chuckled and left an upvote, ready to read some more jokes."

"Did you hear about the guy who was told his genitals hadn't developed properly? He got a little testy."

"*Attempts to use 'I have a boyfriend' meme* Meme: I have a boyfriend."

"How do you know you're allergic to cats if you've never even tasted one?"

"There are shockingly few security guards at dog shows. You can run out and pet 4 or 5 dogs before they catch you. Last time I pet 8 of them."

"What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday? A SURprise party!!"