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Joke of the Day

"5 lil monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off & bumped his head called the doctor & the doctor said U DO NOT HAVE A PERMIT FOR THESE ANIMALS"

"I've got a bad joke for you. It went to jail for the things it did..."

"Lebron reminds me of Michael Jordan... ...when Jordan played baseball"

"Why did the sasquatch go on a diet? He didn't want to be Obeast."

"[NSFW] What's the difference between pussy and parsley? Nobody eats parsley."

"3 blind mice walk into a bar... ...but they are unaware of their surroundings so to draw humour from their situation would be exploitative."

"You can tell a lot about a person by what they're willing to do during conjugal visits."

"Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads."

"Some jokes on Mexicans can be funny, but a lot of the times they cross the border. ^^^^^OC ^^^^^but ^^^^^rephrased"

"Why do you stop at a stop sign? Just because it says to? What if it said ""Eat 54 chicken nuggets and do a cartwheel""? Would you do that too?"