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Joke of the Day

"Why did God give Black guy's big dicks? He felt sorry for putting pubes on their heads."

"TIFU by shamelessly copying a top post Whoops wrong sub"

"I eat slowly, so I can't ever live in Moscow. Everyone's Russian there."

"I have a really good joke about pussy ... but redditors don't get it."

"I'll never be friends with the girl who brings a bottle of sparkling water to the gym."

"Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your Job still sucks"

"If you have a family member you that you never want to see again, loan them some money."

"Texts son - to come and hand me my drink 5 feet away God he's lazy, took him ten minutes to reply"

"[NSFW] Sex is like flipping a coin Either way you're getting heads or tails"

"If A Democrat Wins, I'm Leaving, If a Republican wins, I'm also leaving. This has nothing to do with politics. I just really want to travel."