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Joke of the Day
"You can tell a lot about a person by what they're willing to do during conjugal visits."
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"My friend asked what would get black walnut stains off of his driveway I told him to call a cheap motel. If anyone would know how to remove nut stains it would be them."
"""When you exit the bus please be sure to lower your head and watch your step."" ""If you miss your step and hit your head please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."""
"Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ? Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday !"
"So i'm sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next to me He points at Rihana and says "" I'm hitting that"""
"I like my coffee how I like my women Imported from poor South American countries."
"What do you call a bovine that won't leave Egypt? MOO-barak!"
"Minimalism... It's the least you can do."
"My sex life is like flipping a coin. I'm not getting head whenever I chase tail."
"Why do black people love fried chicken? Because it's fucking delicious, you racist"