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Joke of the Day

"your momma so stupid she got locked in a groceiry store and starved."

"What do you call ham that feels better? Cured ham."

"What do you call a fly without any wings? A walk"

"I guess you could say I like my life how I like my coffee I don't like coffee"

"If you love a balloon, set it free. If it comes back to you, it probably wasn't a balloon."

"Me: hey squirrel, dnt steal d pigeon's food, the eggs are about to hatch S: u stole a cake frm ur roomate Me: Me: here, take the eggs too"

"Today is National Pasta Day I have a friend that would have loved today, but sadly she's pastaway"

"I saw a UFO yesterday. So I quickly grabbed the worst camera I own to film it with."

"What do you do when a bird shits on your windshield? Don't take her on a second date."

"A logician's wife is having a baby... She gives birth and they hand the baby to him. ""Is it a boy or a girl?"" she asks. ""Yes"" he replies."