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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who tried to drown his wife with cough syrup before finally strangling her to death? He was jailed for pre-medicated murder."

"I went out dressed as a chicken last night. and I met a girl who was dressed as an egg. One thing led to another and a lifelong question was answered; it was the chicken."

"snow ice or cold puns I wanted to see everybody's best ice snow or cold puns,"

"My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding.... She got mad and said she's never playing Scrabble with me again."

"What do you call a guy who fucks himself? [Ethan Hawke](http://i.imgur.com/tXrW7HU.jpg)."

"Where is the best place to buy chicken broth? at the stock market"

"What's the powerful weapon in Greenland's arsenal? The Nuuklear Bomb"

"The rush I get from completing a crossword puzzle leads me to believe that trying hard drugs would destroy my life within hours."

"People that whip their seats back on airplanes are almost certainly terrible lovers."

"My girlfriend started complaining about my lack of interest in her family. So I dated her sister.."