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Joke of the Day
"I met this really hot Geologist today. She had quite a Gneiss ass."
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"What do you get when you eat Peanut Butter with Baked Beans? A fart that sticks to the roof of your ass."
"My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch It's called lunch"
"Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe? They get Hungary so they go for Turkey."
"Some people have six packs... I have a keg. My wife, however, has a goddamned brewery."
"The FBI's terrorist hotline is not a place to chat with hot terrorists. I know that now."
"The Escaping Herd by Gay Topen"
"Name two things that are black and blue and had sex Bill Cosby with his sweater and his accuser"
"Hey girl, are you a derivative? Because I'd like to examine the slope of your curves"
"Just googled ""sensible cars"" if anyone wants to share an applesauce cup with me at the retirement home."