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Joke of the Day
"A joke my grandfather told me Women's rights"
Next Joke
"Do you know why you should never program a women class? Because women aren't objects."
"What's the best thing about have sex with a lady boy You can reach round and pretend its went all the way through"
"I hate having sex with my partner while we're camping... It's two fucking in tents."
"Who's going to lose the upcoming election? Society."
"Early bird gets the worm 2nd mouse gets the cheese 3rd cow gets the grass All cows get to eat grass tho, theres not really a low supply."
"Why is the day that you do laundry, cook, clean, iron and so on, called a day off?"
"Pro tip: Instead of having kids, just adopt a couple raccoons. They'll trash your house too, but at least they can feed themselves."
"Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place? It's a Nguyen-win situation."
"Women are like a 1000 piece puzzle... Hard to finish in 10minutes"