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Joke of the Day

"What do you say when you are trying to comfort a grammar nazi? There, their, they're"

"Tim Cook just came out. Waiting for the Android version."

"I've just started my own company called Flying Fuck Airlines. Judging from what I've seen here, it's going to be an outstanding success."

"Why planes are faster than car and buses? Because they are almost never **tired**."

"I installed IOS 9 Beta. And it shot up my school."

"The company I worked for was bought out by a billionaire from Spain... We didn't expect the Spanish Acquisition."

"Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle? To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs."

"What do chickens say? Cock-a-doodle-doo What does a chicken in the bathroom say? Doodle-doodle-cock What does a gay chicken say? Any-cock'll-do"

"12: Dad, if Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of god, didn't Mary have a little lamb? Me: And you came with a no return policy"

"god: go to earth jesus: why god: i have a plan jesus: is it a nice plan god: it's a plan"