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Joke of the Day

"Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle? To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs."

"For me, the hardest part of the driving test was escaping before the car filled with ocean water."

"Nurse: You can come inside now. *Stands up* *Dusts off jacket* *Straightens bow tie* *Fastens cufflinks* *Ahem* ""That's what she said"""

"I tried to catch fog today I mist"

"Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) ;-;"

"Why don't they play poker in Africa? Too many cheetahs"

"Dinner with Drag Queens So, I went to a Potluck with a bunch of drag queens. When the food was finally served, the host stood up and said, ""Tuck in!"""

"I knew Donald Trump was a bro as soon as I knew his taste in music. We both love The Wall."

"I hit on an older woman on a dating site and she rejected me by saying ""is your dad available?"" So i responded to her by saying ""yeah, but i dont think he is into threesomes."""

"Do girls budget their tears so they don't dehydrate & other legitimate questions"