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Joke of the Day
"Tim Cook just came out. Waiting for the Android version."
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"Lemonaid What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons? LemonAIDS"
"What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common? Neither of them can be used as functional tables."
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"Yesterday was international women's equality day and international dog day What a great day for bitches"
"Looks like Black Friday started early in Ferguson"
"My nutritionist said that instead of eating three big cheeseburgers I should have multiple, smaller cheeseburgers throughout the day"
"My girlfriend said my dick reminded her of philosophy class Because it's so deep"
"Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist."
"If I had a penny for every trump joke, I'd have enough money to build a wall..."