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Joke of the Day
"I had my first date last night! Such an underrated fruit."
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"i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her he thinks we're growing up too fast ""they're in there daring each other to eat dog food"""
"Salt touched Pepper in a pervert way.Pepper says: ""This is assalt!"""
"Did you hear about the new bra they call the Sheepdog? It rounds them up and points them in the right direction."
"What's the best insult you can say to someone? ""You are very disagreeable."""
"What do you call a singer who sells meat? A Deli."
"Take me to a bar on an empty stomach and see how quickly I can become much more entertaining than the entire cast of Jersey Shore."
"On the way into work I dropped my doughnut on the sidewalk. You read about these things, but never think it'll happen to you."
"Happy Groundhog Day everybody!!! So put your little hand in mine and there ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb..."
"What is the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job still sucks."