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Joke of the Day
"Have you guys tried Wookie meat? I heard that it's a little Chewy"
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"If you want to surrender, what do you do? Become french"
"Did you hear about the Antennas that got married? The wedding was lame, but the reception was great!"
"I have a Latvian Joke Man has potato, man trade potato for magic bean. Magic bean grow into tentacles, rape daughter."
"Let's do something we both know we'll regret in the morning. Let's order KFC for dinner."
"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? I can't get hard, I just got laid!"
"I hate myself for laughing, but a joke my grandpa told me.. What do you call 5 black people having sex? A Three some."
"Why shouldn't you take rimjob jokes seriously? Because they're all tongue in cheek."
"Her: Put your finger on it! Me: Like this? Her: Oh yeah, I can finish now! -Making the perfect bow"
"Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal."