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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you take rimjob jokes seriously? Because they're all tongue in cheek."
Next Joke
"Hi, welcome to dating. These are your two options:1. Stay together forever2. Break upNo pressure."
"Today, I cleaned the house. It was awesome. My favorite part was finding things I didn't remember having. Like where'd these kids come from?"
"Heard a great black joke today. Have you guys heard the one about the honest hard working black guy? Me neither."
"I've only got a few more weeks to convince my wife that our baby's middle name should be Underscore."
"My audiologist put his penis in my ear. Now I've got hearing AIDS."
"[breaking up with girlfriend via the jumbotron] ""Hey, check out the scoreboard while I grab a hot dog."""
"-Does it have apples in it? -No. -What about pine? -No pine either. -Perfect, we'll call it a pineapple."
"My grandmother treats me like a rock star By that I mean she lets me sign her tits"
"""They dared me to"" is always a valid excuse."