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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you take rimjob jokes seriously? Because they're all tongue in cheek."
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"u guys like coachella? u know who else was in a desert with people who didn't shower? Moses. hi i'm your new youth pastor Keith"
"I caught myself whistling the Unsolved Mysteries theme while hiding a body."
"[GoT joke] A Stark, a Baratheon and a Lannister walk into an inn and everyone you love DIES!!"
"[intercom] Please stop putting clown shoes on the sacrificial goat. The ritual is in 3 days & the other cults aren't taking us seriously."
"Hey girl are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you."
"Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping"
"watching my cats groom each other and it feels like I should be throwing money at them"
"My father had cancer and he had only 3 months to live. By the end, he ended up surprising everyone. He died in one month."
"Do one person every day that scares you."