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Joke of the Day

"Every fight is a food fight when you're a cannibal."

"Did you hear the one about Donald Trump and the 7 pissing prostitutes? Because the real joke is CNN's journalistic integrity."

"What idiot called it the toaster and not the tanning bread?"

"What happened to Loki after he wath hit in hith fathe with Odin'th Hammer? He became Thor."

"Lets be honest Oscar Pistorius will never set foot in a prison"

"[interrupts brain surgeon] yes, but I read on Web MD that"

"There's something about pressing F5... Thats just so refreshing"

"Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?"

"If I had a dollar for every time Hillary said ""making the economy work for everyone, not just those at the top""... ...the economy would work for me."

"I'd participate in more blind taste tests if they didn't always scream & hit me with their canes while I'm licking them."