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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Antennas that got married? The wedding was lame, but the reception was great!"

"What is a Jews favorite part of porn? The moneyshot"

"Why is PC the mustard race? Because consoles can't ketchup."

"What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common? Neither can finish a play."

"Jesus was obviously white. He even tastes like crackers!"

"What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't cry when you cut up a hooker."

"I held a solipsist party at my house yesterday Everyone was there."

"What do you call a dog that's into BDSM? A subwoofer."

"Its not pretty being easy."

"Wife: Who is it? Me [hand over phone]: The police, they say it's now illegal to fake throw a ball Dog in other room: [hangs up his phone]"