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Joke of the Day
"If you want to surrender, what do you do? Become french"
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"Who were the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat."
"Why do fat girls give great head? Because they have to"
"Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTILER 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE Did you read..........Spine, Lither, Ginger and Subtext?"
"Give a man a fish Feed him for a day. Give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for the rest of his life."
"I rang up British Telecom, I said, ""I want to report a nuisance caller"", he said ""Not you again"". "
"What's the best part of twenty eight year old chicks? There's twenty of them."
"Did you hear about the vampire comedian? He went straight for the jocular every time"
"Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur? Because he couldn't branch out."
"To all the ""I'm moving to Canada"" people out there, you're being ridiculous. You won't be far enough to escape the nuclear fallout. Shoot for New Zealand or Australia."