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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? I can't get hard, I just got laid!"

"What do you call a group of people from Portugal? Portugeese"

"Yeah, you like getting choked don't you!? oops wrong sub..."

"Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills."

"What kind of fun does a priest have? None."

"How much does it cost to kill a Jew? It holocausts one."

"Why did Kelly Clarkson cross the road? Because of you."

"Cannibal A cannibal and his son went hunting ,they hunted Britney Spears . The son said: papa, let us take her home and eat her? Father said : No, son, we take her home and eat your mother."

"A cloud came over the emperor's face. He vehemently gave a thumbs down. The crowd roared as the next Pandora song began to play."

"Now that Gay Marriage is legal in all states I can finally get married as a solid, liquid, or gas."