92012
Joke of the Day
"Tits are like Golf You just play the course you're on."
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"Dentist switches lamp on: ""Now open wide"" Moth dental assistant: *repeatedly flies into bulb* Dentist: ""This has to stop Denise"""
"Party host: Anyone here allergic to nuts? Because I like to rest mine on the table."
"My dad got fired recently for sleeping on the job. He didn't like being a pilot that much anyway."
"What do you call a tuber that buys his girlfriend chocolates? A sweet potato."
"the kidzbop version of gangnam style is why terrorists hate us."
"Hey kids! Don't bother getting married, just find a woman you don't like and give her a house!"
"If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money."
"My friend is pretty bad at navigation.... It seems he as a latitude problem."
"A friend of mine collects National Geographic magazines, he really has a lot of issues."