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Joke of the Day
"the kidzbop version of gangnam style is why terrorists hate us."
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"As a kid, I didn't want to get caught misbehaving by my parents. Now I'm a parent. And I don`t want to get caught by my kids."
"I had surgery today... It was touch n go at first until the doctor came in and made me stop playing grab ass with the nurses."
"Where does Iron Man live? Iron know."
"If you get cold just stand in a corner for a while. They are about 90 degrees."
"Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College? Because they were bard."
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"What did the court jester call the balding crown prince? The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent."