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Joke of the Day
"Hey kids! Don't bother getting married, just find a woman you don't like and give her a house!"
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"So back in Gr.8 Science, class reading of a chapter in biology... The dyslexic girl had issues talking about the growth and creation of orgasms."
"Pretty cool that Sarah Connor saved mankind by raw-dogging a total stranger claiming to be a time traveller at the height of the AIDS scare."
"What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff? Baa-Dum-Sss"
"My husband wants a fourth child. I hope his new wife will be good to my three."
"Skinny Jeans All jeans are skinny jeans if you're fat enough."
"What changes the more popular it gets Hillary Clinton's views"
"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business."
"Why cant stormtroopers be fathers? Because they shoot blank and always miss Edit: Can't*"
"I think my friend is addicted to drinking brake fluid He says he can stop anytime he wants"