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Joke of the Day
"My pet mouse Elvis died today He was caught in a trap"
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"I was the atm today and an old women asked for my help checking her balance So i pushed her over."
"A astronomer friend of mine told me a space joke... I didn't get it, it was way above my head."
"Two pedophiles are on a beach One says to the other ""Can you move you're in my sun"""
"Nobody in America dies as a virgin... because our government fucks us all."
"GTA: Online servers"
"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got behind in his orders"
"Girl, you're like school in june.. No class."
"Insanity [insanity] (noun): Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results See Also: Going back to your ex"
"My mum needs to stop using all the blenders for stew.. It's pissing me off having spicy Oreo milkshake"