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Joke of the Day
"My pet mouse Elvis died today He was caught in a trap"
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"I broke up with a tin of paint this week. I'm feeling pretty emulsional. (CREDIT TO MY MUM FOR THIS MASTERPIECE)"
"I literally use hyperbole seven billion times a day."
"How do you tell a crazy Jew that it's all in his head? ""It's psychosemitic"""
"Armadillo The world needs more armed dillos."
"Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Professor Yes but I thought it was mine!"
"What does a panther say when it steps on ants? ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT~~~ dedandead-annnnnt #^#$^ d-d-d-deadant."
"LPT: If you need to remove your contact lenses after touching spicy peppers (Ghost, etc.) Leave the contacts in. I don't recommend going to the bathroom either."
"What Did Delaware? A brand New Jersey!"
"Why do electricians wear pants? Because they hate shorts."