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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell a crazy Jew that it's all in his head? ""It's psychosemitic"""
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm coming through your window, I'm under your bed. Thank you"
"You know what we call comedy gold in the chemistry world? Ha2Au (I'm sorry, also the 2 should be sub-scripted but reddit wouldn't let me do that)"
"Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You'll know what I mean."
"Pretend it's a beer... Pretend it's a beer... Pretend it's a beer... - Me trying not to drop a baby."
"Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because he was Trans-Chicken"
"What does Paddy Irishman says when he meets a one legged jockey? How're you gettin' on?"
"Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market. Oh the irony."
"marrying ur high school sweetheart is like eating chicken tenders n being like ok cool im only eating chicken tenders the rest of my life"
"Why do Mexicans love six flags ... Because they can get a abortion and go on rides"