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Joke of the Day
"Armadillo The world needs more armed dillos."
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"What's the difference between a sperm bank and an regular bank? When you start to make deposits at the sperm bank, you loose interest"
"Why was the scarecrow promoted? He was outstanding in his field."
"So afraid of commitment I only play ""Words With Acquaintances""."
"Your momma so dumb she tried to climb Mountain Dew"
"Startup idea Dating app for pedophiles, Kinder. [huh?](/s ""Yiddish for 'children'. Also, 'pssss, wanna buy a startup?'"")"
"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.. I should have put it on aloha setting."
"I invented a new word! React!"
"You're right, sir. It's MY fault that your credit card was declined. Please, tell me again how much money you have in that account."
"It's not a bad movie, but it is hard to believe a character named Captain America wouldn't be morbidly obese."