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Joke of the Day

"What Did Delaware? A brand New Jersey!"

"Remember when we were young enough to order mozzarella sticks and not think, ""maybe deep fried cheese isn't the best life decision?"""

"How do men define a ""50/50"" relationship? We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle."

"I hate ""two-faced"" people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."

"That movie was so bad... ...only Helen Keller liked it."

"[date] W: I'm really into astronomy. M: Oh! What's your sign? W: The one that knows the difference between science & superstitious idiocy."

"Want to hear another Ebola joke? Never mind, you wouldn't get it anyways"

"What's so good about being Swiss? Well, the flag is a big plus."

"They asked me where I would be in 5 years... I said I don't know I don't have 2020 vision."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She was not wearing a seatbelt..."