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Joke of the Day

"What does a duck put in its burrito? Quackamole."

"The thing about reverse psychology is that everybody gives you downvotes..."

"What's everyone's favorite past time, that always has the same outcome, yet does not have an arena or a proper league? Five on one."

"What is the best place for politicians? Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove."

"What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose."

"Don't you guys just hate it when a sentence doesn't end like you think it pineapple?"

"Why Donald Trump will win the primary but loose the general election? He can push through the Bushes but cannot climb a **Hill**ary."

"Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

"The best way to make people remember you? Borrow money from them"

"Whats the Difference Between AWD & 4x4? Your sexuality."