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Joke of the Day
"Just found out my birthday is the same day I was born... Life is crazy..."
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"yells ""PARKOUR"" then strokes a dog the wrong way, the camera zooms in on the dogs face, he portrays mild annoyance"
"I want a polka band at my funeral. I'm the one who's dead, let 'em suffer."
"""to my son, i leave my bathroom scale"" the lawyer sighs ""because where theres a will, theres a weigh. to my wife, i leave my last high five"""
"I was looking at a cup of Earl Grey that always replenishes itself.. It was like staring into infinitea."
"Williams Sonoma excels at selling me cookware I don't need to prepare meals with ingredients I can't afford for dinner guests I don't have."
"Math Exam If I got 50 cents for every failed math exam, I'd have $ 6.30 now."
"what's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"
"Did you hear about the factory run by a hangman? All work has been suspended."
"Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati? Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh"